Fiber Jar
We were dueling just fine
Him playing his Dragons, me playing my Fairies
His two Blue-Eyes White Dragons against my Wingweaver and St. Joan
I knew I would probably lose, but I played anyway
Actually, I wanted to lose, for the first time
But instead of wiping out the remaining Life Points I had,
He placed a facedown defense card, ending his turn
When I attacked it next turn, was I in for a shock
Fiber Jar? What the hell?
That card that basically starts the game over?
All cards are shuffled back into the deck
And it's as if we never played before?
Fiber Jar?! Damn it!
Why would he choose to start the game over?
He was winning, he was about to triumph
And I was gladly going to let him
But after my heated protest fell on deaf ears, I reluctantly shuffled my deck
All cards from my hand, field, and graveyard back into one group
Now the game basically started over
Except within my Life Points lay the evidence of our battle
I offered him Blue Medicine, to restore 400 points for us both
But he wouldn't take it, wouldn't let me heal him
So with Red Medicine I healed myself: 500 little points
Not very well built back to the 8000 I had had to begin with
Fiber Jar...I just can't believe it;
Why would he want to destroy what he had accomplished,
Almost defeating me but then pulling away,
To act as if the duel never even occurred?
Fiber Jar...why? Why use it there? Why use it then?
It makes no sense
With his two White Dragons facing me down,
There was no way I could have won--I was there for the taking
And now, of course, he won't even make a move
Sitting there and thinking, looking as if he's playing chess
This ain't exactly rocket science--just sweep me away,
Just take what remaining points I have, just put me out of my misery
Put me out of my misery, and back with you again;
Not in this chilled silence that seems to be going on forever
I want you to sweep me away and defeat me, so the game can end
Take my Life Points left, end the game, and care for me as you once did