Joey’s Sis/Devlin’s Girl

Joey is my friend,
Yeah, you know, we’ve been buddies a while
But lately something’s changed
It ain’t hard to define
Joey’s sister is my love
And I want to make her mine
And I’m watching her with those eyes
But she misses all the signals, I just know it
Dream of holding her in my arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Joey’s sis
I wish that I had Joey’s sis
Why can’t I say what I feel to her?

And now that Duke has come along
My love for her has had a reason to hide
You know I feel so angry when they start holding hands
I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot
‘Cause he’s watching her with those eyes
And he’s human while I’m stuck in this monkey suit
Though she’s holding me in her arms, I have no chance

You know, I wonder if she’s Devlin’s girl
I wonder if she’s Devlin’s girl
Why can’t I have some luck like him

Like Joey’s sis
I wish that I had Joey’s sis
Why can’t I say what I feel
Why can‘t I say what I feel to her?

And I’m looking in the mirror all the time
Wondering what she don’t see in me
I’ve been funny, I’ve been cool with the lines
Ain’t that the way love’s supposed to be

[instrumental interlude]

Tell me, why can’t I say what I feel to her

You know I wish that I had Joey’s sis
I wish that I had Joey’s sis
Why can’t I say what I feel to her?

You know I wish that I had Joey’s sis
I wish that I had Joey’s sis
I want, I want Joey’s sis

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