Funny Out-Of-Character Lines
You'd only hear these funny OOC lines on this page. That, and maybe in the cast's party room or something. XD
Yugi: Yami, will you quit sending me that shit through the mind link? I don't need to know the play-by-play every time you're watching porn!
Tea: Man, screw ballet...I'm going to be an exotic dancer! ...What? I actually want to make money. Is that so wrong?
Joey: This weird accent gets on my nerves sometimes! Grr...it makes me sound like an idiot. And don't make any comments about that, either.
Mai: My God, can they not make shirts that cover me up a bit more?! Damn, they always make me look like a whore.
Tristan: Serenity is too quiet for me. I need a girl that will actually talk back to me! ...Well, come to think of it, I don't like going out with girls all that much anyway.
Serenity: Omigod...Tristan and Duke are both SOOOOO hot...I don't know which one to choose, teehee! *bats eyelashes*
Yami: Yugi, if you'll just let me duel, I think we'll be better off. No, I don't wanna work with you. ...No, I do NOT sound like Kaiba!
Ishizu: Marik, you are seriously looking for an ass-kicking if you don't shut the hell up about that fucking Pharaoh. I'm sick of it!!! *whispers to herself* And I should be the one going after Yami anyway. My brother always bungles it somehow.
Kaiba: You know what? I'm kinda tired of looking for those God cards... maybe I should start playing another game. Crazy Eights is always fun...
Duke: God, dice suck ass...maybe that's why Pegasus never got back to me about my game. Aww, screw it, I'm going to go play golf.
Marik: Odion, do you think I should stop trying to be the Pharaoh? I mean, it's kinda a sucky job when you think about it.
Ryou: Bakura, stop taking over my body against my will! ...I don't give a damn what Millennium Item you sensed! Stop it! You don't need to chase after it!
Mokuba: Big brother, I'm sorry, but since you lost that duel with Yugi ...you kinda went down, ya know?
Odion: Master Marik...I just wanted to tell you one thing. *flips off Marik with both hands* FUCK YOU and your stupid quest to kill the Pharaoh, and I hope you eat shit and DIE!!!!!
Bakura: Hmmm...I wonder if I should get the pink fluffy ballgown or the purple...though green becomes me so well... *twirls hair around finger*
Weevil: *sees a bug on the floor, freaks out* AaaaAAAhh!!! You--you spawn of Satan! Die, insect vermin!!! *stomps the bug, grins*
Rex: *throws down his dueling deck* Fucking dinosaurs! Who gave me these antiquated creaky old monsters?!
Mako: NO NO NO NO NO! I'm NOT going swimming! ...*shivers* I'm hydrophobic...eep!
Shadi: *tries to open his front door with the Millennium Key* What the fuck? This damn thing's too big for the lock! ...That's it, those locksmiths really screwed me over this time.
Yami Marik: *steals makeup from Ishizu's room on the Battle Ship* Oh, thank God...finally, something to cover up this gigantic vein on the side of my face! *slaps the stuff on, looks in his compact mirror* Oh, don't I just look ravishing! *fluffs hair*
Noah: *rips open his muscle shirt with his chest muscles, speaks in deep voice* Oh, yeah, baby, you know I'm hot. *winks* I might be small, but I'm big where it counts, ladies.
Gozaburo: *holding a baby doll, speaking in baby talk* Cootchie-coo, my little darling. Oh, you're so quiet! I just love children like that. *grabs a spoon* Here comes the airplane! You want some food? *makes airplane noises*
Your favorite character not listed here? Put in a (nice) request through the guestbook, and I'll write a funny out-of-character line for your favorite! ^_^
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