It Must Have Been
Something Kaiba Ate

*Kaiba's in his office*

Mokuba: *knocking on the door* Seto? Seto, you've got to leave now if you wanna make the boat for the Duelist Kingdom Tournament! *door creaks open* Seto?

Kaiba: I'm not going, Mokuba.

Mokuba: Why not? I thought you were really happy about going...

Kaiba: I can't.

Mokuba: Why, just 'cause Yugi beat you? That ain't nothing!

Kaiba: ...*sweatdrop* Umm...Mokuba, it's kind of personal.

Mokuba: What? What's wrong, Seto?

Kaiba: *silence, then looks away*

Mokuba: What? I don't get it.

Kaiba: *eyes widen* Uh-oh... *doubles over in pain*

Mokuba: Big brother! What's wrong? Are you okay?

*Kaiba shooes Mokuba out of the way and bolts quickly down the hall to the bathroom*

Mokuba: *dizzy* What the crap... *goes down the hall and hears ungodly grunting and straining coming from the bathroom*

Mokuba: *completely disgusted* Oh, gross...Seto! Did you have to use my personal bathroom?! There are only like five billion in the mansion!

Kaiba: *from the bathroom* Shut up or I'll make you clean it.

Mokuba: *meekly* OK... *walks away and out of earshot, waving his hand in front of his face* Shew, big brother can sure stink up the place...

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