The Battle City Festivities
We Never Saw
Tea: I wonder who's hosting this tournament?
*Suddenly the TV screens in Domino Square click on and show Kaiba onscreen*
Kaiba: I just wanted to announce that my Battle City Tournament's beginning in a week. Also...*holds up a pitcher of punch* In honor of the coming tournament, I have invited you all here to partake of the pre- tournament festivities.
Joey: *stumbling onscreen suddenly, obviously drunk* Free punch for everyone!!!! Whooooooooooooooo boy!
*Crowd cheers and roars*
Kaiba: *surprised* What are you doing up here, Wheeler?
Joey: *hic* I just came to..."partake of the fest---fest...ivities!" * hic* Yeaaah! Party!!!
Kaiba: *shakes head in frustration* Wheeler...did you spike the punch?
Joey: *slurring his words* Yeah! Guess what...it tastes good with the alcohol in it! *laughs drunkenly*
Yugi: Well, Joey just made a fool of himself again...
Kaiba: To correct the puppy, there isn't free alcohol. Come on, I'm only a sophomore in high school!
*Crowd awwwws disappointedly*
Joey: Naw, dude! Let me get on the 'copter! I'll hand out the *hic* punch... *sways off balance* Whoa...dude, that's some good shit...
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