Tristan: *getting mad at a referee's football call* WHAT?!
*jumps on the railing* You are an IDIOT, ref!
YOU HEAR ME?!
THAT BALL WAS CLEARLY IN THE END ZONE!
You are a DUMBASS!

Apparently, Odion has no idea that his scorpion monster has started a mutiny in his deck, and is plotting to kill him as soon as his back is turned.

Mai: What you call me, boy? I KNOW yo' stupid ass did not just call me a ho. I KNOW yo' dumb crack ass did NOT just call me a prostitute. 'Cause that would be just STUPID!

Yugi: Aw geez....I wish Yami would clean up after he has a "soul party" in my room...

After Yami Bakura's "Disney Princess" slumber party, there was enough sparkly confetti left over to decorate his long, shiny hair.

So THAT's why Pegasus never needs a laser pointer for company presentations.

Whoa! I didn't think sweet lil' Tea was into that kinky stuff...Goes to show you never can tell, huh?

SOMEBODY TAKE THIS KID OFF MY BACK SO I CAN GO TAKE A DUMP!

Lesson #467 for Newly Incarnated Immortals: Don't touch electric fences.

I'm REALLY hoping that's just atmospheric wind that's making the back of Odion's cape move like that.

Mai: Come ON, you idiots! *honks horn repeatedly* Move it! We're not all here to chat in the middle of the f*ckin' road!

PHARAOH WANTS YOU TO COLLECT DARK MAGICIANS

Tristan: *muffled* Uh-oh...beer's comin' back up...*retches*

Aw, damn it---I'm missing the last piece of the "Bakura and Ra" puzzle I was making.

Tristan killing a roach in the kitchen

Random guy on the street: Hey there, little lady, lookin' for a job? I got a stripper pole that's callin' your name...?
Tea: Uh, no, not really, uh, sir...*backs away*

This is why you never stand in the middle of a thunderstorm WITH A GIANT PIECE OF METAL AROUND YOUR NECK!

Yugi: *offscreen* So, Tristan, about that cool new Dark Magician you found...do you think I could trade for it?
Tristan: *sweatdrop* Uhh...
Yugi: You did bring it today, right?
Tristan: Uh...yeah! It's in, uh...my other pants...