Tristan: Holy HELL, Mokuba!
Tea: What in the name of the Dark Magician did you put on your FACE?!
Mokuba: *in effeminate voice* Like, omigod, it's, like, makeup. Don't you just LOVE the black eyeshadow? *smoothes his hair back* It just goes SO well with my natural hair color.
This is why you never let Yami Bakura on the super-speed roller coasters.
Yes, folks, that's right! In just 6 weeks, YOU TOO can have muscles you can be PROUD of, with the BOWFLEX home gym system! Here's one of our satisfied customers to give a completely paid and fake testimonial!
Alistair: I used the BOWFLEX home gym system for six weeks, and with the strength I gained, I was able to kill every last one of Kaiba's little goons!
Director: Aaaaand...CUT!
Alistair: *lets out a whooshing breath and his "muscles" deflate* Whew!
Grandpa: Now, just hold still, Joseph, and I'll work that kink out of your spine with this ancient Chinese chiropractic technique!
Joey: Uh...OK, Gramps...
*Grandpa pounds on his back and Joey's back cracks loudly*
Joey: *blanches* Oww...
Hah, I think Yami Bakura is horny.
Weevil and Rex: YAY! candy candy candy candy CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY CANDY!!!!!
The Great Mexican Food Disaster
It all started when Yugi ordered Mexican takeout from his favorite restaurant. Then his stomach illness spread to other members of the cast...
Tristan: *grunting* Uhhhhhh...owwww...duuuuude, this really huuuuuurrrrts...*farts* Aaaaaahhhhh...
Joey: *sniffs* Awwww! Geeeeeeeez, Tristan! What the hell you got cookin' in there, dead people?!
Tea: Ugh...I am never eating Mexican food again.
But Tea wasn't able to escape the terrible effects of the cursed Mexican takeout. Even her beloved Pharaoh came down with the illness.
Yami: *groaning* Ohhh...what horrible...horrible pain! I have never felt such searing, ripping agony!
*after a minute more of groaning, he finally farts*
Tea: *suppressing gag reflex, speaking with her nose pinched* Oh, Yami...I'm sorry you're feeling so bad. *coughs quietly, thinks* God, was that stuff cooped up in there for 5,000 years or something?
Ever had one of those moments when you REALLY have to go to the bathroom and REALLY don't have the time?
Tristan: What the...*pulls a bug from Weevil's hair* Jesus, Weevil, I knew you liked bugs, but DAMN!
Weevil: *struggling* Just shut up and put me down!
Joey: Hey, Yami, is that a new jig from "Riverdance"?
Weevil: *petulantly* Like, do you mind? We were trying to have a MOMENT here?!
We told Bakura...we told him there was no smoking allowed on the Duel Ship, but did he listen? No!
Joey: Whoaaaa...dude, that's TRIPPY...I can practically SEE that gnarly Kuriboh right in front of my face! ...Man, Tristan, those drugs are AWESOME! *laughs stupidly*
Mai: Didn't you hear me, idiot?! I told your stupid, rose-wearing, ring-toting ass to GET THE FUCK out of my FACE!
Joey: *offscreen* Damn, Mai, take some Midol or something...
Boy, Weevil sure is a party animal! Look, that ain't even his car he woke up in.
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Odion: *grumbling* Master Marik, I am NEVER taking you to an "over 21" party again.
Marik: *mumbling incoherently* Girls...dancing...where are the elephants? They're so...*hic!* pretty in pink...*falls asleep*