*looking at credit card records* Oh, God...Mokuba's been calling 900 numbers again on the company card... *shakes head* How will I ever explain this one to my employees?
Tea: Thank you so much for jumping in and saving me like that, Yugi. I never could have won without your help!
Yugi: No problem, Tea. *thinks to himself* Just a few inches more and I could be grasping a whole lot more than this jacket..
Yugi: *thinking* Oh God...I have to shit and I'm in the middle of a duel. ...Must...hold...it...in! Oh, WHY did I have that Mexican food delivered last night?!
And so it was that Marik became the new actor in "Casper: The Friendly Ghost."
Duke: Come here, you naughty, naughty boy...I'll have to spank you for being bad.
Seto: *like Homer Simpson* D'OH!
Duke: Hey, you. You think this necklace could be poison if I chew on it?
Now, I ain't no doctor, but I ain't never seen fonky-looking veins like that on a person's face. They should study Yami Marik at a lab or something.
During the nights in Duelist Kingdom, Ryou and his yami often engaged in riveting games of "Millennium Ring Frisbee" in their soul room.
Yami Marik: Leave me the **** alone...I have a ****ing hangover.
Oh, good Lord...not this "heart of the cards" bullshit again.
Serenity: Peace, my brother. Chill out and just...be, man.
Now, how could you ever think badly of this face?
Yami: Yo! What y'all think of mah BITCHIN' new skull contact lens? *promptly runs into a wall* Y'all didn't see that.
Tea: Maybe if we all stare at Pegasus with our most evil gazes, he'll get the hint and stop torturing Yugi!
Seto: Here's lookin' at you, kid.
Tristan: Domino brand coffee is the ONLY thing that gets me going in the morning! ...That, and a good Pop-tart or two...
Director: CUT! Stop advertising other products!
Yami: Like the decor? I had it designed for me in Egypt--I call it "Pharaoh's Bachelor Pad."