Tristan: I wonder what would happen if I played this card? *starts to lay it down*
*light comes from above,
and heavenly choir starts to sing*
Booming voice: Tristan, my child, my son...
...do not play that card.
Tristan: *looking around* What the...who are you?
Voice: I am the King of Kings and the Lord of Lords.
*voice changes pitch suddenly*
And that card isn't good to play this turn.
Tristan: *dubiously* Is it just me,
or did that sound like Yugi?
Meanwhile...
Yami: *whacks Yugi* Why'd you screw it up?
I had him going there!
Yugi: *snickers*
Oh no! Seto's hair has finally decided to rebel and attack his face! Break out the scissors!!!
And I believe they've all had their daily dosage of sugar and candy today...
*Tea calls in a singsong voice* Oh, Yuuuuuugi...I have something to shoooooow you...
*Joey thinks* Aw geez, snot...she coulda left me a CLEAN hanky with the card in it...
Eye doctor: Now, Pharaoh, I told you those colored contacts could make your eyes sensitive. Don't come crying to me if you can't see worth a darn in 'em.
Serenity: *urp* I wish those monsters slashing through each other wasn't so...*urp* real... *runs to the bathroom*
Umm...do they know something we don't about the end of the world?
Wow, look at the Egyptian Mime! ...Oh, wow, he's sure doing that "trapped in a glass pyramid" routine well, isn't he?
*A second ago, Joey slipped an ice cube down Tristan's collar*
Tristan: *shivers* Whoooooo buddy! That's COLD! *looks out the corner of his eye at Joey* ...Joey...I'm going to kill you, as soon as the ice cube stops freezing my butt crack and I can run again.
For Joey and Tristan, eating is not only a human right and need, but apparently a religious experience as well. Look, it's even moved Tristan to tears.
Yugi: *whispering* You'll bring the whipped cream and strawberries, right?
Tea: Sure...but won't your grandpa suspect anything?
Yugi: I told him you were coming over to make "dessert." *winks*
Whoa! Seto's about to open up an ECONOMY-SIZE can of whoop-ass on somebody!
Seto: *sniffs his shirt* Whew! I guess Mokuba was right when he told me to wash this turtleneck yesterday.
Mokuba: *offscreen* Eww, Seto! You wore that thing AGAIN?!
Time again for the adventures of SUPER YAMI and his magic transforming school jacket!
Does anybody feel a little like Yugi?
Hmm, a dinner date, a table for two...w00t, footsie time!
That's right, folks...FEAR the fairy with hugeass glasses and an overdue library book.
You'll have to excuse Yami...he's having a "WTF" moment.
Yugi: Oh no! We lost the Playboy Channel!