Joey's Sexy Party
By Wuteverdude
Joey:
Welcome to my sexy party
have a breath strip, with a dash of Bacardi
Kaiba will converse with me about wealth
or shoes, or the weather, and everyone's health
we're all celebrating with smiles on fold,
as I make preperations to duel away the world
and just so it won't seem awfully strange
I'll tell you right now what's going to change:
Kaiba and Duke will massage my head,
I'll make Pegasus bring me breakfast in bed,
and Yami's six priests will feel my rath,
when my army makes the little fuckers take a bath!
Chorus:
Girls: (Joey) His name is Joey
Joey: That's right!
Girls: He's throwing you, a sexy party
Joey: No shit!
Girls: I'm so in love with Jo, the only duelist who's got it all figured out
You better gonna get in on it now,
Joey: You got that right, ladies!
Girls: He's gonna be champ of the world one day
Joey:
When I'm champ of the world, I don't want to hear giggles,
I'll not be disturbed while I watch as Mai wiggles
and maybe this is going out on a limb
but i'll expect better jokes on According To Jim
and Starbucks will use the words large and small
not pretensious crap like grande and tall
and just to give Tristain a dating chance
i'll make it socially acceptable to shit in your pants
and drinking limits will be no more
you can stop at 2 or 3 or 4
but who's going to make you go to bed
certainly not Tea, the bitch'll be dead!
Chorus:
Girls: (Joey) His name is Joey
Joey: I'm Joey, that's right!
Girls: He's throwing you, a sexy party
Joey: I'm the craziest player!
Girls: I'm so in love with Jo, The only duelist who's got it all figured out! You better gonna get in on it now,
Joey: Yes ma'am!
Girls: He's gonna be champ of the world one day
Joey:
When I'm champion of the world, I'll use my might
to put on more bling, and make the Pharaoh look white!
and Dartz will duel at my palace, live
'cause he still looks cool at 10,005
and Kaiba Corp. will feel my rage
when I order them to stop asking me if
* a.n./ speaking out of Chorus:*
I want a fucking discount on my duel disk, alright?
all I want is this deck, and these cards, okay,
and I know you guys get like, like at Big Web
everytime you sell one of these things, and that's great,
and your parents are probably really fucking proud of you...
'Oh, Mokuba's got a job, he's doing well,
Oh everything's hunky dory in the family'
Oh, you know what...
*a.n./ girls continue chorus in background:*
...Right in the middle of a sentence there,
and you interupted me... Are you ladies
even listening to what I'm saying?.. Hello... HELLO!
DAMN YOU! I will NOT be ignored... Oh fuck,
fine. I'll just go kick Yugi's ass at Duel Monsters or something...
DAMN YOU ALL!!!... *a.n./ echo and fade*